80's throw back
A new club is opening up this weekend and it sounds bloody awful! Firstly the dress code states "dress to impress, no trainers", ok that rules out a whole lotta people. Secondly the decor sounds like yuppyville; complete 80's throw back! "Chrome and black interior with deep black leather sofas and a massive chrome dance floor" *puke* i think it will be quite hilarious watchin people dancing on that massive chrome dance floor.
All the lebs will probably be checking themselves out whilst flexing their muskles. The indians (if they allow them in) will be looking up girl's skirts, and anyone with any sense will turn on their heel and head on to the next club. Finally, the name "The Embassy" sounds rather unbecoming with a definite attempt to sound pretencious. The music is the usual - house, but i think good ol' 80's tunes will sound far more appropriate.
I'd be bitterly disappointed if i did not see at least one twat wearing a white suite, black shirt/white tie combo. Or that other guy who struts his stuff in a white suit jacket, white trainers and white baseball hat.
Just to add to the air of exclusivity (puh leease), the advert states "valet parking" and at the bottom, one of the sponsors is a modelling agency. So from this you can assure that they have hired "models" to walk around looking like they want to be there. BTW; models here are also fugly and rejects from their home towns.
party!
All the lebs will probably be checking themselves out whilst flexing their muskles. The indians (if they allow them in) will be looking up girl's skirts, and anyone with any sense will turn on their heel and head on to the next club. Finally, the name "The Embassy" sounds rather unbecoming with a definite attempt to sound pretencious. The music is the usual - house, but i think good ol' 80's tunes will sound far more appropriate.
I'd be bitterly disappointed if i did not see at least one twat wearing a white suite, black shirt/white tie combo. Or that other guy who struts his stuff in a white suit jacket, white trainers and white baseball hat.
Just to add to the air of exclusivity (puh leease), the advert states "valet parking" and at the bottom, one of the sponsors is a modelling agency. So from this you can assure that they have hired "models" to walk around looking like they want to be there. BTW; models here are also fugly and rejects from their home towns.
party!
posted by ReginaFilangee at 7:19 PM
4 Comments:
let me guess, VIP guest list only?
Hilarious! I had a complete mental picture. I can imagine this roomful of ponces perfectly!
NML, it really is hilarious. you absolutely have to see it to believe it!
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