Flasher in my midst
The saga of the weird Lebanese flasher who persistently insists to show me his d!ck continues. Today I arrive at work and he has left a large drawing of a p*nis on my desk with the text "actual size". Charming!
After speaking with a few friends about this, (because it really is disturbing me) i am left with 4 options:
- male friend suggests "ok, let him show you and then just laugh at it and say..is that it? what's the fuss about?"
this is a definite NO, i do NOT want to see it!
- next time he asks me (which is bound to be today when he next turns up), tell him to go show his mamma and sister first!
possibly, maybe. Arab men are very protective over their female relatives. Men being the pathetic little sh!ts they are, will probably say i am being out of order by talking about mothers and sisters. But it's ok for him to come up to my face and threaten to unzip himself?!
- secretly record him and then report him to police. this could result in jail or deportation.
i could live with that! but then i will have to leave my job.... i could live with that! Better still, i will wait until Ramadan begins and then record him whilst i am fasting... oh boy!
- give him the number of a therapist, or pass him some brochures for the Jumeirah Islamic Centre and tell him to go seek God as the time for spiritual cleansing is nigh.
this will not have the desired effect, however it could deter him a little if i deliver it well.
After speaking with a few friends about this, (because it really is disturbing me) i am left with 4 options:
- male friend suggests "ok, let him show you and then just laugh at it and say..is that it? what's the fuss about?"
this is a definite NO, i do NOT want to see it!
- next time he asks me (which is bound to be today when he next turns up), tell him to go show his mamma and sister first!
possibly, maybe. Arab men are very protective over their female relatives. Men being the pathetic little sh!ts they are, will probably say i am being out of order by talking about mothers and sisters. But it's ok for him to come up to my face and threaten to unzip himself?!
- secretly record him and then report him to police. this could result in jail or deportation.
i could live with that! but then i will have to leave my job.... i could live with that! Better still, i will wait until Ramadan begins and then record him whilst i am fasting... oh boy!
- give him the number of a therapist, or pass him some brochures for the Jumeirah Islamic Centre and tell him to go seek God as the time for spiritual cleansing is nigh.
this will not have the desired effect, however it could deter him a little if i deliver it well.
posted by ReginaFilangee at 1:16 AM
6 Comments:
Cut it off ;-) No! I'm joking! That is disgusting and it's sexual harassment! Tell him to F Off!
i have, but he keeps asking! which is why i am going to have to take drastic action!
Record the conversations. Don't use Dictaphones (too big and bulky). Some laptops have built-in microphones. If yours doesn't, get yourself one of those long tiny Mics and make sure he doesn't see the business end of the Mic. (An ideal situation is a web cam - there are mini ones available for spying)
Make the Recording application active all the time. It comes standard with all Windows versions (START/PROGRAMS/ACCESSORIES/SOUND RECORDER).
Once he is next to your desk, start the recording or the video. Make sure you mention his name and state it clearly: "for the 7th time today, Iam are not comfortable with showing your pines" or "please (Add pervert full name here) refrain from showing your pines in the office - i will complain". Make sure his responds are recorded.
Then you can do any of the following:
1. Email the files to the manager, along with a resignation letter and request a meeting to discuss affirmative action.
2. Start looking for an another job and on your last day (after getting your final settlement), email all the video/audio files to the entire company email list (CC clients list for collateral damage is optional).
3. Email him the files and say that you have proof of his sexual harassments and you consulted a lawyer who said that you can claim him and his company so much money, he will have to sell his body for 25 years to cover it up.
4. Email the video or sound files to 7DAY, Emirates Today or Oprah with a letter on how the female workforce is being tormented and harassed with no one doing anything about it and become the next ambassador for harassed women in the workplace in the UAE
Once you do any of that, his infamous WiWi will retract into his body so far, he will have to peepee from his neck.
I can assume you know that "pines" stands for :)
excellent! thanks for this - i particularly like the webcam idea - reminds me of american pie! and yes i know what pines stands for ;-)
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