hello ma'am, can i take your order?

My non-smoking campaign lasted all of 23hours. Just for extra measure, i went out for shisha last night just to ensure my lungs were topped up from the 23 hour gap.

my boredom at work has reached rather silly extremes...

(S) Hello ma'am can i take your order?
(Me) Yes please, i would like to order one 16" breast sandwich please
(S) Which dressing ma'am?
(Me) 1000 Palm islands please
(S) All the fillings ma'am?
(Me) I would like no hairs, no finger or toe nails, no snot or bogeys and no tiny curly wurly hairs please
(S) Would you like cheese?
(Me) No thanks, no fleas
(S) would you like a meal?
(Me) No thank you
(S) Drink, cookie or crisps?
(Me) No thank you, no spit, insects or sweat
(S) Wot is your location ma'am
(Me) i'm located in Dubai Zoo next to the tiger cage
(S) wot is landmark ma'am?
(Me) Beach road and follow sign to Dubai Zoo
(S) Name and number please
(Me) Alotta Fagina 5r38f6290t54352q46
(S) ok ma'am that will be 1 hour please
(Me) thank you

turns up 1 and half hour later, with an excuse that the previous driver was caught in a terrible road accident and rushed to hospital.